Saturday, April 25, 2009

joke of the day

The time for the engineer to face God has come.
After weighing the good deeds that he has done and his sins, God decided to send him to hell.

One day, God went down to hell and he realized that HELL IS AIR-CONDITIONED!
God was shocked and he asked Satan.
Satan replied that this was the work of the engineer.

Having heard that, God said," This is a mistake. Bring the engineer back to heaven."
Satan laughed at God and said,
"What will you do If I don't?"
God replied,"I will sue you."
and Satan said,
"Yeah right..where will you find a lawyer??"


mind-teaser:
"What is black white black white black white black white?"

answer: penguin rolling down the mountain.

"what is black white hahahahah black white hahahaha?"

answer: another penguin pushing the first penguin down.

2 comments:

  1. joke yg pertama, dari reader digest bukan sich? hehee...
    Vannesa tessaa... bentar lg ada yg ultah lhoo =p
    Am I that faaar faaar awaaaay ampe ga dapet undangannyaa? nah lo...

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  2. iya feli jellyyy heehhee
    dr readers digest.
    fel klo indo ga jauh, dtg deh skrg k spore buat ultah gua XD

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